While going though a bunch of old boxes of my crap I found a single slip of paper with this skit written on it. Six years after being written it finally gets an audience.
Setting: Fancy Restaurant
Two guys walk up to a man dressed in a suit. Guy 1 hands the man a bottle of wine.
Guy 1: Can you open this bottle for me?
Man: Yeah, no worries. *opens bottle*
Guy 2: *turns to Guy 1* Is he the waiter?
Guy 1: No, he’s the waiters friend.
Perhaps it needed to be cellared for another few years to mature.